Общение водителя с полицейским на английском языке

Общение водителя с полицейским на английском языкеcop (коп): полицейский
crap (крэп): (= shit) — чепуха, дерьмо
dumb (дам): глупый
exceed the speed limit (эксид зэ спид лимит):  превышать ограничение скорости
fine (файн): штраф
foreign (форин): иностранный
giggle (гигл): хихикать
guy (гай): парень
inhabit area (инхэбит эриа): жилая зона
issue (исью): выписать
limit (лимит): ограничение
break the low (брэйк зэ лоу): нарушать закон
prove (прув): доказать
speed (спид): скорость
sure (шуа): конечно
ticket (тикет): штраф
trick (трик): трюк обманывать, надувать

speed limit — ограничение скорости
(It) doesn't matter. — (Это) не имеет значения.
ID (ай ди) — удостоверение личности (права)
driver license (драйвэ лайсенс) — водительские права
Why? (Вай) — А что, зачем?
Come on (кам он) — до ладно, бросьте, перестаньте ("лапшу вешать")

The guys from Russia exceeded the speed limit and decided to speak in English with a Ukrainian policeman. They were sure that he does not understand English and just let go and they will not have to pay a fine. But ...
- Cops! Look ...
- Ohhh, come on. Are you kidding me?
- What do they want from us?
- OK... I've exceeded the speed limit, so what?
- Crap! Why? We are in a foreign country...
- Oh come on... Let's trick him in English, you know they are dumb.
- Wow, right! Talk to him in English, yeah?
- Ok, just don't giggle! — I won't! And you try not to!
- Road Police Sergeant Kolomiets. Please show your IDs.
- IDs! IDs! IDs! Do you understand me? IDs!
- STOP! One moment!

-  Good day! Road Police Senior Inspector Kucher
- Do you speak English?
- Yes, sure.
- Why you stopped us?
- You exceeded the speed limit.
- What kind of speed limit?
- 60 km/hour in inhabit area.
- It's a rent car and we're foreigners.
- Doesn't matter.
- Can you prove it?
- Could you show me driver license?
- Why?
- Because you broke the low.
- We don't have ane kind of speed limit in our country.
- Come on guys! Where are you from? What's the speed limit in your country?
- We're from North, from Switzerland. I don't know what's speed limit in my country.
- But I know. It's 50 km/h. Please give me your driver license. Oh, Russian Federation... Welcome to Ukraine. Ну чё, пойдём оформлять? (Okay, let's go to issue you some tickets... )

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